See this right here is one little reason among a plethora why I am proud to be of Celtic descent.
This is a replica of a Celtic sword, so probably more or less what one would have actually looked like.
Not only is it a practical design, its got a dick joke.
Yeah, my people made a dick joke going back at least two thousand years.
Celts just did not give a fuck.
Note that the Romans never conquered Scotland.
It was full of Picts, the most badass of all Celtic peoples.
Pictish warriors went into battle buck naked, their hair gelled into spikes, their bodies covered in blue war paint, screaming and howling, fucked up on Cissonius-knows-what, all the while, killing people with their dick jokes.